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Post  Tozoa on Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:04 am

One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
One can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
3/4 cup vegetable oil.
Four large eggs.
One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
3/4 cups butter or margarine.
1 2/3 cups granulated sugar.
Two cups all purpose flower. (note, it says flower, not flour)


Don't forget garnishes such as:

Fish shaped crackers.
Fish shaped candies.
Fish shaped solid waste.
Fish shaped dirt.
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Pull and peel licorice.
Fish shaped organic compounrs and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish.


One cup lemon juice.

Alpha resins.
Unsaturated polyester resin.
Fiberglass surface resins.
And volatile malted milk impoundments.

Nine large egg yolks.
Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes.
One cup granulated sugar.

An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.'

Two cups rhubard, sliced.
2/3 cups granulated rhubarb.
One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
Two tablespoons rhubarb juice.

Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Slaughter electric injector.
Cordless electric needle injector.
Injector needle driver.
Injector needle gun.
Cranial caps.

And it contains proven presenatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals.
That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.

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Post  atr set to fail on Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:12 pm

heeey?
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Post  Tozoa on Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:13 pm

You did it! Surprised

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Post  KRAZYKIERAN4U on Sun May 16, 2010 5:02 pm

LIES!!!
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Post  Tozoa on Mon May 24, 2010 1:44 pm

KRAZYKIERAN4U wrote:LIES!!!

indeed.

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Post  KRAZYKIERAN4U on Wed May 26, 2010 3:44 pm

Tozoa wrote:
KRAZYKIERAN4U wrote:LIES!!!

indeed.

Quite
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